Win a copy of “Do Ants Have Assholes” by Jon Butler and Bruno Vincent


Have you ever wondered…

UK Bestsellers tackle your unanswered questions—in the funniest way possible!


There are so many questions that don’t have answers… but what if there was one book that could answer 107 of the most random, thought-provoking questions with the funniest, most outrageous answers EVER?


John Butler and Vincent Bruno have done just that with Do Ants Have Assholes? And 106 of the World’s Other Most Important Questions. This April Fool’s Day— wants you to fool yoru friends with the zany answers to so many questions we’ve all pondered!


By visiting the landing page below, you can send emails to your friends and family or anyone you know who needs a good laugh!


But it gets even better: leave a comment on today’s blog post—the question you’ve always wondered about—and a lucky winner will receive a copy of Do Ants Have Assholes! (U.S. Mailing Addresses Only*)

 Some examples of what you can expect to read about:

·        What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

·        If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

·        Where is the middle of nowhere?

·        Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?


The parody answers will have you rolling on the floor! We can’t wait to see what questions you come up with!


*The reason for U.S. only mailing addresses is because Sourcebooks, Inc. only has the rights for U.S. sales; this thus affects how we promote the books, offering giveaway copies only to U.S. Winner—sorry for the inconvenience!*

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18 responses to “Win a copy of “Do Ants Have Assholes” by Jon Butler and Bruno Vincent

  1. Why do they always say sick as a dog? Was there never a healthy dog? or healthy as a horse…was it because horses never get sick?

  2. Vanessa D

    This sounds hilarious!

  3. I’d like to win! Please accept my entry

  4. mindy

    i always wondered why we park in a driveaway and drive on a parkway thanks for the giveaway

  5. Debbie

    Please include me in your giveaway.

  6. Susan

    If toast always lands jelly side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you tie a piece of toast to a cat?

  7. beth shepherd

    I have always wondered if dogs know they are dogs and do they really talk to eachother?
    Thank you

  8. Shellie Seering

    Why only one day to celebrate April Foos Day….I feel foolish MOST days!

  9. Michele C

    Thank you for the great giveaway! This sounds like a fun and interesting book.

  10. Paula H

    Do bugs eyes open and close? Do they have eyelashes?

  11. cheryl kellery

    sounds hysterical. Does it answer questions like these?

    If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
    If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
    Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
    Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.

  12. Christina Brunetti

    If 7-11’s are open 24/7 then why do they have locks on the doors?

    Thanks so much.

  13. OMGoodness… My husband would love this book… We are always asking each other silly questions…

  14. Judith V

    This is on my must read list.

  15. kim v

    Do flowers feel pain?
    Thanks for the giveaway!

  16. jennifer cecil

    Why can the wind only sigh?

  17. Tiffany S.

    Do fish sleep? Thank you for the giveaway!

  18. Miranda Allen

    why do we sleep with our eyes closed

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